Ladies and gentlemen, devoted readership and supportive
fans,
Must Have
Magazine's Parent corporation, Leo-Thomas, Inc.
has gone under. It's history. But
fortunately for us, Must Have Magazine has been acquired
by
PsychotiCorp and I'm pleased to say that the very
nice and perfectly sane people at PsychotiCorp have
assured us that we will be given the same creative
license we've always been given in the past by
Leo-Thomas, Inc., except in cases where PsychotiCorp
wants to put it's own propagandist spin on the article
or feature.
PsychotiCorp fully
intends to maintain the magazine's current staff, with
each member maintaining his/her/it's current position
except in cases where it may be necessary for
PsychotiCorp to exercise it's right (in accordance with
federal labor laws) to basically do whatever it feels
like, to it's employees. PsychotiCorp also hopes
to extend job opportunities to more illegal immigrants
and will only make a small cut in it's current salaries
to current illegal immigrants in it's employ, in order
to facilitate the hirings.
PsychotiCorp
promises only a minor degradation in the quality of it's
products with only a moderate increase in cost to the
consumer. PsychotiCorp also promises no more than
a 45% increase in workload to it's employees.
PsychotiCorp promises to pay all financial obligations
incurred by Leo-Thomas, Inc., except in cases where it
may not be deemed as being cost effective or in cases
where it may be inconvenient, or just a plain nuisance
to issue a check and send it out in the mail. All
current subscriptions will be honored as soon as the
subscribers pay the increase in the subscription charge.
Psychoticorp is looking forward to your continuing
support. In fact, they demand it. |
|
