Ladies and gentlemen,
somewhat devoted readership and dwindling fan-base,
Must Have
Magazine's Parent corporation,
PsychotiCorp,
has decided to rename the magazine Psychosis Magazine. But, have no
fear, this will not have any effect on the sub-standard, low-quality
entertainment we currently provide. There will only be a slight
salary decrease for it's current employees and the paper will be somewhere
between toilet tissue and standard newspaper thickness. The ink may
also be somewhat easier to smudge but will wash off rather easily when the
proper cleaning techniques are applied.
PsychotiCorp also
would like to announce that there will be a slight (about 35%) increase in
the cost of advertising in this fine publication. The size of the
ads will also be reduced by 10%. Those who have already paid in
advance will still be expected to pay the increase. If they know
what's good for them. There will be no exceptions. Color ads
will no longer be in color but will be in a lovely gray-scale that, when
looked at in a certain light and at a certain angle, may still appear to
be in color. The charge will, however, remain the same.
We look forward to
your continued, yet dwindling, support and hope the recent changes aren't
too upsetting to you. |
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